Ready to Rumble!!!

My friend has written the following about the beloved turducken basting in our oven this festive holiday:

In this corner, in the black suit, weighing in at 172 pounds…
The Chow Hound from Chitown,
The Culinary Connoisseur
The Goofy Gourmet…
RICKY!

And in this corner, in the birthday suit, weighing in at 16.14 pounds…
The Fowl Triumvirate,
The Nesting Doll from the City of Dis,
The Savory Cerberus…
The Turduckn!

LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!!!